Dear Zak Bagans, I realize I don’t have fake boobs, and am therefore probably not your type, but I think we could get along pretty well for a while. Your schedule of mostly working nights may create stress in our relationship, but it’s something I’m willing to work with, as long as you let me watch you do push-ups every morning. Sincerely, Laura 

Dear Zak Bagans,

I realize I don’t have fake boobs, and am therefore probably not your type, but I think we could get along pretty well for a while. Your schedule of mostly working nights may create stress in our relationship, but it’s something I’m willing to work with, as long as you let me watch you do push-ups every morning.

Sincerely,

Laura 

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