April 2012
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March 2012
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ahousefullofmichelle:
Michelle Tanner: My dad always said that if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all, but my dad’s not here AND YOU’RE A WEENIE!
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Today is the last day of my temp job, which conveniently expired at the exact time I landed another job. My new one will be more fun and will give me more hours and I will most likely start next week.
To celebrate my last day, I plan on having a bath and watching Pride & Prejudice (the Keira Knightley one) but only after I get a burrito at Cafe Rio, buy season one of Game of Thrones,...
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The dating world. I’m just not meant to be a part of it, yet - or at least, I’m not meant to date anyone long term right now. I’ve been jilted so many times these last few years, it’s not even funny. The number of times I’ve been the dumper is significantly less than the times I’ve been the dumpee. Needless to say, being dumped or cast off or brushed aside or...
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“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via asterisk-)
The 2:30 PM Arctic Circle crowd is really somethin’. I stopped there after class ‘cause I was in need of fry sauce and a chicken sandwich with cheese. Sixty seconds after seating myself, a black guy wearing a straw cowboy hat and a silk jacket that said “City Cab” on the back came meandering in. Two seconds later, an old man wearing hiking boots came in, carrying a long,...
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“This is America. We have the RIGHT to ruin our lives.”
– Josh (the guy who doesn’t go to Tijuana anymore)
Things I did at work today
Showed up 30 minutes late Unplugged my desk phone Asked to leave 30 minutes early Finished reading a book, started another Reheated the Taco Bell I’d bought the night before but didn’t have time to eat (yeah, I know) Perused Craigslist Ate a Peanut Butter Twix even though I was already completely full Figured out how to adjust my chair Scheduled a bikini wax Worked for about 15...
renkris asked: You look lovely!
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There’s nothing better than having two different guys tell you you look pretty on a day you haven’t showered and had no choice but to put on clothes straight out of the hamper.
It makes me wonder why I even try on the other days.
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Emily was trying to recall the name of a movie. She brainstormed the following titles:
The Greatest Race Ever 10 Derby Race Land Speed
Actual title:
The World’s Fastest Indian
It was kind of surreal, because for a few seconds she really did try to convince me that 10 Derby Race was the name of the movie. I guess it makes sense… but… really, it doesn’t.
Fair warning: this post is about periods and is...
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You know what I have a problem with? Periods. I just despise the entire system in general. Every full moon, my uterus decides to shed its insides, weakening every muscle in my body and throwing my digestive system completely off. My stomach becomes a bottomless pit, satisfied only by copious amounts of ice cream (or any other edible substance, I suppose) and becomes bloated and puffy and...
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Yesterday in my English class, a guy called my paper “ingenious” and my teacher called it “masterful.” Like, nine out of fourteen people raised their hands to comment on it, and two people came up to me and complimented me after class. My teacher also insisted I submit it to the school publication, saying I’d completely understood the purpose of the assignment. I felt...
The company I’m working for has been bought out, and because I’m just a temp, I’ll be out of a job in a couple weeks. It’s all good, because I’m pretty tired of nursing the carpel tunnel syndrome that likes to flare up in my right hand. I’ve resolved to do as little work as possible until my last day, and will spend most of my time Googling stuff and eating...
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Downton Abbey is, without a doubt, the most epic thing ever created.
Just feel like being “Li’l Miss Obvious” right now.
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“Laura, what’s the name of the look among 20-something guys wearing girl...”
– a text my dad sent me when he came in contact with a true, full-blown hipster
I had to go to another CNA class at six this morning. Don’t ask me why they insist on doing this to us. Anyway, a guy in the class considered it his job to provide comic relief by being needlessly crude, and as the crudeness increased, people got more uncomfortable. I turned to him and said, “Do you ever get the feeling you should just stop talking?” He half jokingly said yes,...
Yesterday was a good day because it started with a Strokes dance party at work and then the Tijuana guy bought me Subway and then I went to a dinner party and drank some white wine and met a cat that looks like Crookshanks from Harry Potter.
Today was not so good because I had to be to my ten hour CNA class by eight in the morning and we started out by talking about different types of cancerous...
jenjay asked: I love Summer Heights High! I'm so glad that you posted that. The first time I saw Mr. G in the body sock I laughed so hard that I cried.
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WatchHad to watch this four times in a row.
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