March 2012
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February 2012
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The guy at work who doesn’t go to Tijuana anymore asked me if I wanted anything from Burger King and I said no.
The room is starting to spin. Something is wrong with me.
I don’t care that I’ve already had Burger King twice this week - I should NEVER turn down a Whopper. Never, ever, ever.
If Googling “best careers for Gemini women” and listening to Paramore can be counted as work, then I am working really hard today.
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I love channing tatum’s blackcent in step up.
– a comparatively normal text from Emily. (If you hear “blackcent” used anywhere, know that Emily coined the term, not somebody else.)
BLOOD. AN INTRUDER. MY GRANDPA. This story...
This story I have not yet heard firsthand, but I received an hour-long version from my dad, so I learned a lot of detail. It stars my Grandpa, and it is all true.
Sunday, February 19th, 8:00 AM. Grandpa wakes up and shuffles into the living room to turn the thermostat up, as he usually does. He isn’t wearing his glasses, so things are a little fuzzy. He rounds the corner, enters the living...
A Subway commercial featuring Abraham Lincoln came...
Me: OMG look, it’s Abraham Lincoln!
Olivia: Remember how he’s an Aquarius?
This is how we watch TV.
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I’ve registered for a CNA training course that begins tomorrow morning. Besides the clinical hours I will have to attend, I will be sitting through 50 hours of classroom instruction. I get to go in at 8 AM tomorrow and will be let out at 6 PM. And then again on Sunday. And then again next weekend. And then again the weekend after that.
Who’s gonna go see my Sunday matinee for me??...
Last night I met some fellow students at a coffeehouse so we could discuss a project. We sat there for about three hours, just talking about ourselves and comparing interests. The guy in the group is of the quiet, cynical type, and the girl is very friendly and wise beyond her years. They get along perfectly. I mean, I get along with most people I meet, at least at first. Getting to know people...
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Last night was the best night ever.
I went to Emily’s and she showed me the scene of Boy Meets World she had played on loop earlier that day. Then we went to the FYE that is tragically closing down, and shopped for insanely cheap DVDs for an hour and a half. Then she bought me Arby’s. Then we ate on her floor and gossiped. Then we watched an episode of Everwood, which she had...
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Last night, in my dreams, I was hanging out with The Strokes. This is the second time dream Laura has hung out with Julian, but the first time with the entire band. It was all very exciting. Julian was propped up lazily against a wall, practically sprawled across the floor, talking really loudly and laughing at his own jokes. Then Albert Hammond Jr. started speaking with a British accent. I...
This quitting thing, it’s a hard habit to break once you start.
– Coach Buttermaker, Bad News Bears (via rulesformyunbornson)
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Me: Emily, how much would you pay to watch Zac Efron do push-ups?
Emily: I would literally sell my soul to Satan.
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Laura, if you were a guy, you would be a Jamie Bell.
– the nicest thing Olivia has ever said to me.
I don’t know how to describe her face - she looks like a more homely...
– the guy at work who no longer goes to Tijuana
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Remember that one time I went out with a doctor who drove a Mustang convertible and was once an extra on Dawson’s Creek?
It wasn’t a love match, but I did learn two things:
1. Flash ain’t everything. 2. Sometimes any affiliation with Dawson’s Creek can make a person seem more interesting than they really are.
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I am not the awkward one in the situation
A guy at work asked me out several weeks ago. Well, he didn’t so much ask me out as he did text me “So, really, you wanna see a movie?” While this half-assed dating approach was an instant turn off, I wasn’t gonna NOT see Mission: Impossible 4 in IMAX for free. Right?
Anyway, the date was of course insanely awkward. Before the movie, he said he was thirsty but didn’t...
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I spend a surprising amount of time trying to decide who I love more: Brendan Fraser, Zak Bagans, or Gavin DeGraw.
The only conclusion I’ve come to so far is… there is no conclusion.
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